Beyond Blessed and so Excited 

Beyond Blessed and so Excited 

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sweetanddoursauce-deactivated20 asked: My friend introduced me to your YouTube channel with the "Shit Long Island People Say" video, and I couldn't believe it when I saw you on Chelsea. Congratulations on the new writing gig, and I can't wait to see more stuff from you! You're hilarious.

awww thats so awesome!!! thank u so much

Wow killed it on my writing packets and now im officially on the writing staff full time for Chelsea Lately Show. So amazing and so excited!!!

What a great gig in Aspen. Very cool place.

What a great gig in Aspen. Very cool place.

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drivendevelopment asked: Already added you on facebook (Rick Montero), I'll be waiting for your return to NYC. PS if you post a simple hello to my wall I will be able to brag to my bf (who lives in Ronkonkoma aka 5 hours away) forever. I will be indebted to you forever as well. #itsthelittlethings

For some reason I cant find u. I jus added it tho. Message me hi so I can do it

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drivendevelopment asked: I'm the happiest person in the world and the saddest. My bf just introduced me to all that is Thomas Dale and I cannot stop saying STOOPID MAWFS all the time. I'm so glad to get the chance to hear your stand up and sadden that you just left NYC!! You're a breathe of fresh air in the land of funny. Thanks brother and keep hitting it strong.

Thanks so much I really appreciate that. Keep yur eyes out for more stuff. Add me on fb also and kit

My 1st vlog 

My brain is scattered i need to find focus, i have a podcast coming out next week

My version of SHIT LONG ISLAND PEOPLE SAY

NEW 2012 Str8boy pic of the Month my baby boo TIM TEBOW

Boo Boo jus come out of the closet already, you are the perfect gay man, its obvious. And you know God will still love you because he created you in his vision.  Show the world what being a man is really about…….And then ask me to marry you.

Boo Boo jus come out of the closet already, you are the perfect gay man, its obvious. And you know God will still love you because he created you in his vision.  Show the world what being a man is really about…….And then ask me to marry you.

THE Dopest Pic of the comedy boys of 2011

Peace be with me

The past few years i have been on this search for peace, I have read and inquired about many forms of religion, cosmic beliefs, and spirituality’s.  I would say ive been soul searching ever since i left high school, but the past two years have been experiencing severe enlightenment.  This week i found Jesus.  Let me explain myself…..

I believe we have been created by a divine energy.  I believe we all come from one source energy.  I also believe our physical bodies have come from Aliens but that is for another time.  I believe this divine energy is called God. I dont believe God is a man sitting in the clouds waiting to judge me.  I believe God (the divine energy, not a person) is the ultimate energy and our spirits our source energy are extensions of God.

Jesus was a man that felt his source energy strongly, he was not afraid of the things it told him.  He knew that he was created for joy, love and happiness and he tried to teach everyone about that.  Jesus was connected to his spirit so strongly and he was so pure and honest.  That is the ultimate goal in life, to connect with the energy that is God and to spread it into the world and help others shine.  The only way to turn other peoples lights on is to shine yours so bright that they are inspired to do so themselves.  

Today i feel so calm and such an amazing sense of understanding.  And it is because i understand Jesus now and it all makes perfect sense.  I didnt realize that letting Jesus into my heart would be the piece i was missing.

I did not find Jesus because i was lost, i found him because i feel whole and i am able to except him now.  I think if you find Jesus while you are empty or hurt or scared that is when you find RELIGION and that in my opinion is a trap.  But for now i am here to not judge and i hope that all of you that are in the trap of religion will one day be whole enough to be free.

Always representing Always proud.

Always representing Always proud.