My brain is scattered i need to find focus, i have a podcast coming out next week

My version of SHIT LONG ISLAND PEOPLE SAY

NEW 2012 Str8boy pic of the Month my baby boo TIM TEBOW

Boo Boo jus come out of the closet already, you are the perfect gay man, its obvious. And you know God will still love you because he created you in his vision.  Show the world what being a man is really about…….And then ask me to marry you.

Boo Boo jus come out of the closet already, you are the perfect gay man, its obvious. And you know God will still love you because he created you in his vision.  Show the world what being a man is really about…….And then ask me to marry you.

THE Dopest Pic of the comedy boys of 2011

Peace be with me

The past few years i have been on this search for peace, I have read and inquired about many forms of religion, cosmic beliefs, and spirituality’s.  I would say ive been soul searching ever since i left high school, but the past two years have been experiencing severe enlightenment.  This week i found Jesus.  Let me explain myself…..

I believe we have been created by a divine energy.  I believe we all come from one source energy.  I also believe our physical bodies have come from Aliens but that is for another time.  I believe this divine energy is called God. I dont believe God is a man sitting in the clouds waiting to judge me.  I believe God (the divine energy, not a person) is the ultimate energy and our spirits our source energy are extensions of God.

Jesus was a man that felt his source energy strongly, he was not afraid of the things it told him.  He knew that he was created for joy, love and happiness and he tried to teach everyone about that.  Jesus was connected to his spirit so strongly and he was so pure and honest.  That is the ultimate goal in life, to connect with the energy that is God and to spread it into the world and help others shine.  The only way to turn other peoples lights on is to shine yours so bright that they are inspired to do so themselves.  

Today i feel so calm and such an amazing sense of understanding.  And it is because i understand Jesus now and it all makes perfect sense.  I didnt realize that letting Jesus into my heart would be the piece i was missing.

I did not find Jesus because i was lost, i found him because i feel whole and i am able to except him now.  I think if you find Jesus while you are empty or hurt or scared that is when you find RELIGION and that in my opinion is a trap.  But for now i am here to not judge and i hope that all of you that are in the trap of religion will one day be whole enough to be free.

Always representing Always proud.

Always representing Always proud.

My blog sux

So it is 5 am and i am in my bed trying to figure out how to give a shit about my blog and to make it the coolest thing ive ever laid eyes on.  Well i can only guarantee that i will be myself and deliver my truth.  Btw i hate my spell check.  

Canada Tour
Nov.11th thru Nov.21st
Thomas Dale and Andrew Schulz
International Son!!!

Canada Tour

Nov.11th thru Nov.21st

Thomas Dale and Andrew Schulz

International Son!!!

We R Comics.

We are the luckiest group of people in the Arts.  Not only do we get to be the creator of our own material we also get to create our own destiny. We R Comics.

We go 2 sleep at night dreaming of the moment that we will break and the world will hear our message.  We ponder on the next original thought and figure out how it will be funny.  We wake up feeling like today can be the day we make magic happen.  We R Comics.

We go thru our day preparing for the moment we get on stage at night….Going over in our heads word for word articulation 4 articulation…beat by beat…figuring and feeling the rhythm…wondering if it will work. We R Comics

Unlike all others in the Arts we r connected to each other like family brought together thru divine source…experiencing only what a family can.  No other people can understand your family for it is your family that experiences the experiences of your family…it is love…love for the magic of comedy.  We R Comics

We R Comics and need 2 be there for each other thru ups and downs because we have been given a very special life and have been chosen to bring truth and joy 2 peoples lives…we should bring that to each other.  We r blessed We r fortunate We R Comics. 

THOMAS TIME 2: Deer in Headlights

Working on a new 45 for THOMAS TIME 2 coming January 2011…Its gonna be more personal and more THOMAS!!!!!